Jesus is not my copilot
But he did give me an Uber ride tonight.
Jesus would take the wheel
If he weren’t already driving.
Jesus was born more than two thousand years ago
And he can drive stick.
Jesus can turn water into wine
But he can’t turn left on a busy street.
Jesus was a nice guy
He offered to smoke pot with me in my hotel room.
I politely declined.
Jesus suffers from long refractory periods
Guess there won’t be a second coming.